Title: Thrust ( Read more... )

Title: Oh My San Francisco
Fandom: How I Met You Mother
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lily/The San Andreas Fault
Warning: Crack! Plus Pervy!Lily
Disclaimer: Rinse twice, dry clean only.
Summary: The earth moved and she moved with it.
Word Count: 440+

( How Lily's dry spell was broken by a magical tectonic lover... )

Title: Hair Vain
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Pairing Ted/Barney, Marshall/Barney/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: It lives to please.
Warning: Voyeurism, Sub/Dom
Summary: Ted’s usual bathroom routine goes south when Barney stops gelling back his naturally curly hair.
Word Count: 1500+

( 'What are you talking about? I got that low maintenance, just rolled out of bed look.' 'Yeah, which takes an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to achieve.' 'And then he starts on his hair. Ace!'... )

Title: With My Freeze Ray I Will Steal Your Panties ( Read more... )